No i don't want you to straighten my hair thanks

I went to westfields today, the most glorious shopping centre in all of Londinium. I got approached by one of those beauticians that offer free hair styling. i always feel insulted by this. Tt feels like a subtle jibe at my hair styling skills and i did make an effort with my hair today :|. I always wonder what the beautician is thinking too when they're out making their sales pitches. One idea was 'BLIMEY look at her barnet, better do that girl a favour'.

Which leads me on to inform you of a fun yet probably already of thought of game. 'Whats in Amy Whinehouse's beehive?'. Shes famed for her mighty hive but we all know that can't be 100% hair or extentions, shes definately got something in there supporting it but what exactly?

Some suggestions include
- a sponge (the most likely of which to be in there)
-birds nest
-an actual bee hive
- an ashtray
- a portal to another dimension
-wally

The possibilities are endless.
and there is no prize because you can't win.

prom season

i've had 2 years to prepare for it, but leaving it to the last couple of months before july is the best possible idea ever. Nothing is absolute, the location, the date , the bloody dress code. how the fuckedy fuck am i supposed to get a dress without knowing the standard of formality? i don't know why i'm bothering, to be fair it'll be a popularity parade to see whos the cutest couple, who has the highest heels, the most tangerine of tans, and of course prom king and queen. at my last prom i opted for a black knee length dress, i looked like a funeral or looked like i was doing the goth look badly the latter of which may be more true.

this year i'm going for a fool proof look. the GAGA

 

Shes got it down to a tee this girl. Her individulality is what makes her stunning. I was kidding about the prom outfit by the way. as if i'd have the money  to get an outfit like this. i do however have the bollocks to wear this  (and no pun intended on the whole lady gaga is a hermathrodite/ man rumour, SHE IS A WOMAN FOR LOVE OF JAGGER) 

photo from igossip.com

LISTEN

Black Tide are quite possibly one of my favorite bands, QUITE POSSIBLY. They are a mighty fine metal band. As much as i'd like to spoil you all by posting every video of theirs on here, i just posted my favorite song by them 'Shout'. If you like this then be sure to look up 'Shockwave' and 'Warriors of time'. If you REALLY like them which i hope you damn will, buy their album 'Light from above'.




i would also like to acknowledge the fact that Gabriel Garcia (the lead singer) is gorgeous. i'm not explaining why, just accept it/agree.

http://www.myspace.com/blacktide

WHA MA NAME IS

Hello, i made this blog because i was generally quite bored, and when i'm bord i either go quiet or just start rambling. But writing a blog means i can be quiet and ramble at the same time (i think, whatever you probably think i'm nuts by now,).  this is a blog about nothing in particular but  everything in particular. Who gives a damn? it'd be boring if i stuck to one subject wouldn't it.  so i'm just going to post whatever i feel like posting.



and my name is Joely, (pronounced Jo-lee) just so you know :)